Fuck Socrates!
A: I have a question for you Miss Teresa. I want to know WHY! Why do I have this fetish? Why do I still fantasize about being taken to a beauty salon? Do you think something might have happened when I was a kid? My Mother used to take me with her to get her hair done, and sometimes I wonder if that's where it all started?
: Lets say something did happen. Maybe one day one of the women said to you; “Oh I bet you'd make a pretty girl! Would you like to hop up in my chair and we'll surprise your Mom?” And you said; “Sure”
So you did. Then she played with your hair, put on some mascara and lipstick, and you were having a ball! You were being pampered and fussed over, and there were all these wonderful smells and colors, and you loved it!
Then Mom walks in and sees her little boy all prettied up and freaks out. She screams at you, and you go from being on top of the world, to being scared out of your little mind. To top it off, she spanks you in front of everyone. That's when you realize that you have a tiny hard on, and you are even more embarrassed, if that's even possible!
A: Oh My God do you think that's what happened?
: How would I know? But that would be a complete explanation wouldn't it? That would explain the attraction, the guilt, the spanking fetish, everything! But would it make any difference to you at this point in your life?
A: I wonder if that happened?
: Work with me here.
A: Sorry. I guess it would be nice to know where these desires came from and why, but other than that it wouldn't make any difference at all.
: Bingo! Give that man a cigar! I'll get you one of those special ones with something written on it like when you have a baby. How about: FUCK SOCRATES?
A: As usual I'm lost.
: Do you believe that the unexamined life is not worth living?
Do you believe that you cannot petition the Lord with prayer?
Do you believe that all aspirins are alike?
A: OK, I get it, you're saying that the reasons behind a persons behavior are less important that what he does now. Is that it?
: Bingo-give that man a cigar!
A: You know I don't actually smoke cigars, but thank you.
: How about a gift certificate to the salon? Or a Doors CD? Or a bottle of aspirin?
A: You are an amazing woman Miss Teresa, but sometimes I think you're insane, no offense.
: But as least I know why! It all started when I was dropped on my head at birth. I don't remember the doctor, but the nurse was a knockout....................
The unexamined life? Spare me.
