Toys
P: I wanted to wish you a very happy holiday Miss Teresa, and thank you for everything. I am getting a very large Christmas bonus this year, and I was wondering if you have any suggestions for interesting toys. I've wanted to try the CB-6000 but I really don't know much about it.
: Thank you! I hope you have a great holiday as well. I do have suggestions for toys but it really depends on what you're into. I'll mention a few that look like fun from my new toy store.
The CB-6000 is a serious chastity device. It comes with everything you'll need because you won't be cuming for a while. It even has plastic locks for passing airport security, isn't that cool? Don't lose the key.
How about a fake vagina, would you like that? This one is called the Masturbator Vee-String, and it really looks like fun. Not only does it give you a proper feminine appearance, but you can be fucked with it! By either a real cock, a dildo, a vibrator, a finger, or just about anything else you might want to jam into it. They do go by waist size so if your waist is larger than 50 inches you're out of luck.
Lets talk anal. Do you like to put things in your ass? Because there are so many different toys for that it will be hard (hard?) to choose just one. Lets start with butt plugs. They make an
Inflatable Anal Plug Harness WITH an Inflatable Anal Plug. Talk about fun! Its made of sturdy, soft, leather, and once its in, you can pump it up until you get your fill. I think this one's a winner.
Now if you want to get off easy, (excuse the pun) and experiment, you may want to try a Masturbator. From these little piggies if you have a foot fetish, to several kinds of Fleshlights.
This is The Pink Lady. You can give her a name, and she'll always be there for you. She looks like a regular flashlight with the lid on, so you can carry her around the subway or take her hunting. This might be a good start for you, and costs about the same as a night at the bar. Let me know how you make out. And again have a fantastic Christmas and a safe, healthy New Year!
P: Thank you so much Miss Teresa, do you by any chance need a new live-in sissy?
:No, but I can pencil you in for 2011.
P: Deal!
